GOGOL BORDELLO ON THE 16TH

gonna get my purple outfit together

So there are two other Chloe Dykstras on Facebook.



They are both Asian.


What the fuck

I had an amazing AMAZING 21st birthday. Four people flew out (three from Minnesota, one from Portland), two drove down from Santa Cruz, four drove in from Riverside (I guess five technically, but my boyfriend lives with me 80% of the time anyway). We have a Razor gang called Razorrection and obviously we are bringing back Razors.

Anyway, I had a big ass party at the Roosevelt hotel that was pirate themed and seemed to go over pretty awesomely.

At some point during the night, I was having a cigarette downstairs with Sarah, Jack, and Dustin. Dustin suddenly stood up and started yelling, "JAMIE KENNEDY, JAMIE KENNEDY IN THE HOUSE." I suddenly saw him and said, "Jamie! Jamie!" At first, he ignored everyone yelling and started to get into a car with his girlfriend, then I said, "No, Jamie, it's me Chloe!" He turned. I said, "Remember me?" and smiled. He smiled back. "Oh, hey, yeah, how are you?" I said I was great. Dustin chimed in that it was my 21st. I laughed and said, "Do I get a hug?" He looked like he was going to come over, but then Jennifer Love Hewitt grabbed him by the arm and pulled him into the car viciously. TRUE STORY. ANYWAY

Some of these photos were taken by my friend Julia, but the super fancy ones were taken by the ever lovely, ever charming lifeofreilly. Thanks again, Jonathan!



( ARRR WE BE BECKONING YE IN MATEYS )

I don't know what I want to eat.

I want something light, but nothing risky (like sushi, as much as I love it). Something flavorful. Help. Ideas plz.

Inglourious Basterds premiere.

-On the red carpet I yelled out, "JOHN DYKSTRA OVER HERE, VISUAL EFFECTS GENIUS. HE DID STAR WARS. JOHN DYKSTRA. HE'S FAMOUS." I successfully pissed off/embarrassed my dad.

-Movie was AWESOME.

-As we pulled up to the afterparty in my dad's fancy Porsche, I noticed tons of fans were standing outside. I had a brilliant idea. I kept my face down and covered it with my hand. Immediately all of the fans started taking photos and calling out to me. HILARIOUS. I made Dad high-five me afterwards.

-Some chick said to my dad, "You take good care of her." She thought I was my Dad's date. Ahaha. Ew.

-Eli Roth and I totally chilled and ate strudel together. Then he broke my fingers and cut off my eyelids. But it's cool, he gave me a kiss goodbye (on the cheek).

-Did not meet Brangelina, but stood 5 feet away from them for a few. Sweet.

-I met three 15-year-old girls that would have demolished me in high school when I was 15. They all looked up to me like I was awesome. Such an odd feeling.

-5 compliments on my cheap little H&M dress/belt combo. Bam.

-Took home four copies of Wolfenstein for X-Box. That shit is not even out yet.

My father lived this.

My dad is the beardiest one. Señor Dykstra.

Ahh. It looks like so much fun. :\